Khia- The Love Doctor

Aside from offering the best advice about licking someone's sweatbox and anushole, Khia hits us up with her "Oprahly" advice columns about love. Yes my friends, "Hood Magazine" choose the most hoodest chick on this side of the Mississippi to run her own column to help give hoodrats sex advice! Check out her response to poor Mike who's having problems getting his girl to give up that "gurilla" booty.

Khia help me I been with this girl faithfully for 7 months and she havent let me
glance at the pussy. I havent felt no titties or nothing what am I doing wrong.
Shes not a virgin she got two girls. I don't know how much longer I can wait.
The hardest part is she always wearing short shit, and khia she got a big
gurilla ass. Please help me!
-Mike (Houston, TX)

Khia, the hood doctors, response:

What's really Hood Mike? This sounds like some Jerry Springer shit, 7
months without even a glance at the pussy what is that about, you sure she's not
a man? I know you said she has two kids but damn are they her's? You know
there's a lot of punks out here getting ass shots and tittie jobs but for real
you say you ain't feel no ass, titties or nothing. What is she saying about this
because something in the milk ain't clean. What is she telling you when you try
and get some, damn I'm lost for words. Well all I can say is if you really care
about her talk to her and find out what's really going on and why she's holding
back. Tell her your needs as a man and let her know how you feel cause shit
she's going to have to drop them panties sooner or later and I hope she ain't
hiding a dick under there. Shit maybe she's waiting for marriage this time you
say she has two kids already, maybe she wants to do it right this time and if so
you better start shopping for a ring or move...Next!!!!!

BRILLIANT! And since she's about to blow up you know she had to go and do a photo shoot. Check out these new photo's of quite possibly the most beautifulest women in the world.

[pictures courtesy of RBTF]