Monday, July 26, 2010

If Black Hollywood Were A Sorority.

I came across Rocka.Candy Blog and I must say it's an interesting read. The website places Black Hollywood elites in a specific sorority that they think they would be in. Here's the list!

Alpha Kappa Alpha’s The Stereotypes: Always attractive and pulled together like as if Anna Wintour is watching. Most likely to smile in your face, but dis you behind your back.

R.C’s Choice for Membership:
  • Alicia Keys: Would be the pretty one recruited for her talent.
  • Beyonce: Would be the leader of the chapter, and of course the most popular one on campus because she's the most involved.
  • Christina Milian: Has the typical AKA look and amiable personality so she’d be the chapter mascot.
  • Brandy: Her mom is a real AKA, so of course, she’d kick her way in since she’s legacy.


Delta Sigma ThetaThe Stereotype: This is the ride or die chick, she’s strong, confident and and knows what she wants in life – so you better not get in her way – cause she’ll cut you.

R.C.'s Choice for Membership:

  • Ciara: Doesn’t have the Delta “get it girl” ‘tude, but would have been sought after for her dance moves.
  • Jennifer Hudson: Classic Delta approach to life, large and in charge.
  • Gabrielle Union: Did you see her in Bring It On, or Deliver Us From Eva – classic Delta on screen and off.
  • Eva Pigford: We see her as the petite Delta who doesn’t look like the rest, but don’t be fooled by her small stature – she’d cut you first.


Sigma Gamma RhoThe Stereotype: The pretty girl with personality of a Trekkie. You’re always surprised to find out that “she” belongs to a sorority.

R.C’s Choice for Membership:

  • Amerie: Stunning girl who doesn’t always get it right, but tries hard in the process – classic Rho mentality.
  • Kelis: She’s so unique, she’d join this sorority just to start a new trend.
  • Monica: Would have wanted to be an AKA or Delta, but wouldn’t want to deal with the politics.
  • Megan Goode: Would become a Rho just to insure she’s the prettiest Rho on the yard.

Zeta Phi BetaThe Stereotype: The down to earth girl, who loves her sisters and can cook up a good meal on the side – she’s also down until the end.

R.C.’s Choice for Membership:

  • Fantasia: She’d be the Queen of the Zeta’s, and would find a reason to over-sing at every event.
  • Ashanti: Would join because of family obligations - it wouldn't be an issue for her since she just doesn’t fit in with any of the other groups.
  • Eve: She’d be the mascot of the group, would be down because they offered her membership first.
  • Letoya Luckett: Would've been courted by the AKA's but joined Zeta just to spite Beyonce.

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